Let's talk about buns of steel...

I went for a walk tonight, it was the first walk I've gone on in a while.

I don't know if it's me or the endorphins talking but I am convinced this needs to be a blog post..

 

Exercise..

Love it or hate it??

I hate it.

I've always hated it.

 

So, exercise is on the list of things I don't like.

On the list of what I do like.. Money.

A few years ago when I had the opportunity to get more hours at work I took it.

The down side to that promotion, it meant I had to exercise.

 

 

Flash forward, 6 years later & many, many, many, MANY blisters, screams, cries, wishing I could quit, wanting to break my own leg so I would have an excuse to quit, interesting stories later...

 

I've come to miss my walking routines (been on Mat leave the last year), I can feel the lack of energy, weight creeping up, etc.

 

Tonight I decided to change things, I went for a walk.

 

THE MANY STAGES OF POWER WALKING

 

 

 

1. The Beginner/Sea legs strut

 

WTF, what am I doing??, Why did I do this???

I'm so shaky, Everyone can tell!, OMG I'm so embarrassed.

No one look at me, I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME!

 

 

 

2. The Megan Fox /Hips don't lie swag

 

Ok I'm not shaking anymore but I look like a complete loser!

Maybe if I swing my hips a bit I'll look professional, fake it till you make it.

 I'm swinging too much I look like a complete embarrassment!!

OMG I pray no one saw me!

Don't make eye contact with any passing vehicles, UGH.

 

 



 3. The Mull River Shuffle

 

An amazing song comes on the ipod..

Quite possibly a song from 2001,

- Hanging by a moment 

- Hit 'em up style

- It's raining men

Just examples...

You start to get your mojo, I don't care who sees me lip-syncing!!

 this song is the bomb diggity!

Bring back the Y2K!!!

 

 

Then the final stage.

 

4. Beast Mode Cowboy

 

I'M UNSTOPPABLE.

I'M A MACHINE.

I COULD WALK A FULL MARATHON.

I'VE NEVER FELT SO AMAZING!

ONE MORE LAP, ONE MORE LAP, ONE MORE LAP,

I NEVER WANT THIS TO END!

 

And there you have it.

A few stages of exercise.

Of course you can then expect the following morning/mourning stage..

 

 

5. Death please take me now

 

Every thing hurts.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm hoping someday soon I can get back to being this BAB --------->

 

 

 

^ This girl walked so much she wore a satchel to her wedding! ;)

 

 

Please tell me someone can relate to this post???